why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion
when you’re doing the dishes and you touch wet food
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”